Two hookers are being quizzed after a pair of wrestling midgets died in a sex party - plunging an entire country into mourning.
Pilot, after riding tarmac for 20 mins: Ladies and gentleman, this concludes our first 2 miles of our trip from London-Heathrow Int’l to Newark Int’l.
Instead of watching TV or playing Grand Theft Auto, work on your idea.
In case you were wondering what it’s like to be sitting across from me after a long, lazy, delicious dinner in Rome.
State Department officials earlier this week urged Twitter to delay scheduled maintenance work to avoid interrupting its service in Iran.